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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

obamasbigblackdick:

never make a blog called obamasbigblackdick because your shitty sister will tell your parents and your parents will sign you up for counselling twice a week 

cuteyahooanswers:

I finally got a girlfriend, (kudos to those who answered another of my questions and helped me get her! u rock!) anyway, we’ve been going out regularly for about a month, and i would really like to wow her for her birthday. (note, we’re both 15, so plz, appropriate comments)

grimelords:

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day